I showed up at the bar last night, only to realize that the Argentina v. Netherlands game was in OT. Everyone there was a big bandwagon Argentina fan. They're all like, "Messi's totally got this" and "Wait, which one is Messi?"

And then there's the counterpoint.

Tell that to my wife! The only thing she knows about money is how to spend it!

The only thing my parents ever taught me about money is that American Girl dolls are highway robbery.

Am I rite, ladies?!

Why Hellooooooooooooooooo.

link?

You win worst (and funniest) person on the internet for today.

I'm too scared to ask where the still are from.

+1

I assume he is being treating in various super model vaginas but I need to verify my sources.

where is he recovering? I assume from the way he looks he's homeless

Concerning he has a nation waiting in line to suck his dick I think he will be ok.

fuck Brazil

Brazil is known for its hookers being a little green, but this is ridiculous.

Nicely done! Also, excellent show.