Another Deadspin attack on MMA? Shocking. We get it, you guys hate MMA and the UFC.

that Brazilian fighter Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira confused a bus for a horse and tried to feed it a carrot,

You're right it only talks about their burgers. Which has nothing to do with a Big Mac

I grew up in new york, and you'd have to pay me to drive through albany.

I live in Colombia and you could not pay me enough to take an RV to Salvador.

I like to say my favorite book is generally the one I'm reading right now. And right now, I've got two great ones going: "Unexpected Stories" - volume published posthumously by my FAVORITE Science Fiction writer Octavia Butler AND Donna Tartt's "The Goldfinch". On another note, I'm asked all the time about a…

Finally! Some negative coverage of the UFC by Deadspin!

All those articles were written by the same person, congrats on having ONE writer that doesn't feel the need to gobble his balls all the time.

Aw, that's cute.

Edited: I never understand how people run out of gas.

I never understand how people run out of gas and don't make it to the shoulder. The gore-point of a highway interchange is one of the most dangerous places to stop.

My Doc told me I had a better chance of winning the lottery than getting cancer from chewing. Not exactly the advice I was looking for when you need a reason to quit doing it.

eh, that's basic (non-modern) homestyle Mexican food. My favorite of all foods.

Shit, I missed the Stuffed Nacho. Yeah, definitely sounds like a case where they thought "Hey, this is a funny combination of words, let's engineer a food to fit it."

Can't possibly be less effective.

The Republican immigration plan is actually based on putting Ochoa at the border.

Colombia*

Camels are being flown in for the Iran team