Thank you for saying it so I didn’t have to.

Since when has Jane Fonda given any fucks?

“you can feel the muscles tense right before they kick you”

So you didn’t read the whole article?

Heavier that brodozers (aka emotional support trucks)? 

Those wheels are Reuleaux Triangles, one of a class of non-circular “shapes of constant width” that are the exact same diameter no matter where you measure. As such, they can roll in almost the exact same way as a circular wheel.

The reason you can’t roll a normal triangle or square is that they quickly fall into a low…

Never underestimate the allure hiring someone who promises to work stupid hours for next to nothing.

Ford Exploder

Pretty sure if your car is totaled in a bank it’s Federally insured up to $250,000. 

Tipping should absolutely die because it’s dumb, but waiters and bar staff are NOT getting paid by their employers without tipping. 

In a similar case, 28-year-old Corey Gary was prompted to leave a tip at a self-service beer fridge in San Diego’s Petco Park. Gary told the Journal that he wasn’t clear where the money was going, but left 20% anyway.

She’s been a working actor since she was 3, and explained to the director and the script supervisor why she was changing the lines. When does she earn that right?

What a bunch of thin-skinned babies. I support their cause, but the idea that the script for a Netflix Addams Family revival is so sacrosanct that the star should be shamed for altering it is stupid. Writers are important, but bad writing exists.

Yeah, nothing inspires folks to your cause like snarking on a 20-year-old girl of color who is active in LGBT causes.

Dumb fucks.

My mother drives around looking for a “good space.” She doesn’t want to walk too far. Then she browses every fucking aisle of the store likely exceeding a mile.

Hard to distinguish between all the awesome specials they produced, but for a single segment, my go-to is Jeremy and the Reliant Robin. Can’t watch it without violent fits of laughter, and I’ve watched it many times... Yes, they messed with the Reliant’s differential to make it easier to roll-over, but it’s still…

I will, thank you.

Just bring it to Mexico and cry later that we took your jobs.

It is Tesla, if it has done before they don’t want to do it. No matter how logical of a solution is.