When the MoPop had a Marvel exhibit i was legit shocked to see how shitty the costumes looked like in person when they looked so good on screen. Not sure if it's just good editing or what, but costumes can sometimes just be... bad looking in real life. 

Nobody goes there anymore; it’s too crowded.

“Still in jail, huh, honey? Too bad. Did I mention the room service at the resort? I did? Well, we get room service. And we went on all your favorite rides, twice, because you couldn’t be with us and it made us feel close to you. In a way where you weren’t actually there.”

On the plus side, the rest of the family went on to enjoy a four-day overbearing-Dad-less vacation of a lifetime!

Unlikely. Disney got this man to think a week at a theme park is worth 15Gs. They’ll take a little belligerence for $$$ all day.

Usually they get dusty enough that it wouldn’t matter if it were a NASA grade mirror back there.

That’s the point though, the idea is that this doesn’t affect their brand and claiming that it does is disingenuous. That’s the difference between customized Nike shoes and fake Nike shoes. One is abusing the brand value and the other is not. 

I grew up in MI and moved to TX 12 years ago - I miss Devin Scillian. Good to see he’s still doing the news.

Oh, okay, he only stole a $120k car. Totally normal!

I live in the Metro Detroit area as well and I was more shocked to hear the British accent on channel 4 than to hear how the car was stolen.

Not to stereotype, but Italy is where the Mafia originated. The Mafia is known for using the trunk as an additional passenger compartment. I’m pretty sure this was a measure intended to increase the comfort and enjoyment of trunk passengers.

No no no he'll do butt stuff. Just not with you...

“I have a problem with the term ‘insurrection,’ “ Massie told reporters. “It could have implications for somebody’s prosecution later. 

This one simple trick could have made you thousands, but now you’ll never know!

According to the will, the lemons own the house, you’re just they’re tenants.

He’s a big sweaty beast and he doesn’t play the goofball like Chip does.  I too feel like Erin designs the homes for the owners, and I like the little watercolors she does too.  They just feel more genuine.

The #1 cause of fuel pumps being slow is that I’m already late to wherever I’m heading.

One of the side effects of costco having dramatically higher minimum wages is getting people to genuinely care (or at least more lol).

Oh you love it when I talk mayo to you.