As a Mexican person, I don’t go to Taco Bell to eat Mexican food... I go there to eat Taco Bell. It’s not like I’m not trying to go to Pizza Hut for Italian food either. I don’t know what it is about Taco Bell that causes people to suddenly find cheap, fake ethnic food so offensive.

To be fair, the raw magnetism of Rhys Davies, particularly when clad in fringed leather, results in all living organisms within a three mile radius moving as though they are made of wood. Because brother let me tell you...when he tosses his hair like that they are.

Ehhh, if Return of the Killer Tomatoes and Batman & Robin are already out there, what’s the point

They’re not columns, they’re 5 mph bumpers.

If you are actually doing professional creative work, and you care about your system not failing prematurely, you are doing it on a Mac. Windows is a hot, hot, bloatware/malware-ridden mess. Raw hardware specs between Macs and PCs do not translate 1:1, so no need to thinkpiece that. Once Apple moves its Mac line to…

Bear in mind its not just Apple that does this. Hell, the ThinkPad I just bought had RAM upgrades at over 100% the cost of doing it myself. Thankfully, being a ThinkPad, I can (and did) do it myself. At least with RAM most vendors have some pretty insane markup.

Desktops and laptops are less than 12% of Apples revenue.  The price of memory upgrades has nothing to do with their pile of cash.  However, the price of iPhone, ipads and Apple services does.

Well now that coffee shops are pickup only, you can trade in that Mac for a prole laptop (or gasp even a Chromebook!) and no one will ever know.

The only reason I’d buy these:

Unpopular Opinion: The 2008 Speed Racer “live action” movie is amazing if you pretend you’re 8 while you watch it.

Powerful jacks are for jumping chasms, destroyed bridges thing like that. Essential for beating the Car Acrobatic Team. It’s almost like you’ve never watched Speed Racer.

Home prices have increased by nearly 1000 percent

Keep in mind that everything these people are saying is from the point of view of the influencer. Not third-parties. Not the police.

he’s got the official “yells at his wife in public” starter pack on.

That's what your mother said to me last night, Trebek.

I was really hoping for a lot more camera in the tire footage, and a lot less Bad Fashion Dad yelling at me

“I’m sorry, Sohomakiiii, she says it to me all the time.” ~ Alex Trebek

This sounds like a cannibal witch take. Cannibal Witch, I have long defended your habit of eating children. They were bad children and they had it coming. But this breach of journalistic ethics, writing a blog post demeaning demons just to try to get laid, is crossing a serious line.

I was going to post that demons are fucking assholes, but then I realized that you’d still want them to pull out.