And I bet you don’t get why groping a woman at work is such a big deal either.

But you can give those people reasonable advice without giving information that is blatantly false.

Furthermore, if she had produced her photo ID that also wouldn’t have proved that she was a paying guest. She could have stolen the ID from a legitimate guest.

They are disposable, true, but then they don’t work. Have you been to a hotel pool where the hotel key card entry? You can’t get in without key entry from the outside/inside. That key won’t work if it has been “disposed” of, and those keys expire once the guests’ stay has ended whether they have checked out officially …

Fuck you.

but when i suggest you “get fucked twice”

how about adding goalpost moving? they excel at that. 

True, but as a semi-hypochondriac in her mid-30s, I can tell you this: We all just kind of assume that all of our inside goop is the right shape/size/tempo, and hope that it all ticks over with a minimum of fuss. Did you know that your heart can skip up to like one in 7 beats before doctors really think it’s an issue?…

So it’s a porno version of Beauty and the Beast then?

I have not heard a single person say this (and I work with people who, to a person, were shocked that Trump won in 2016). You work with crazy people

You know who agrees with you?

Do you think Ben Carson became a successful brain surgeon by somehow transferring the brain damage from his patients to himself like a sin-eater? That would explain a lot.

So the car’s a Crack Pipe however much it sold for, amirite?

America, where corporations are people and actual people are office supplies.

I think we’re glossing over the mpst important part of the story here.  TikTok is cancer.

It’s worth noting that NOBODY is vegan.

“Ms. Shirey stated she attempted to apologize.”

Bet she was awful surprised when her “attempt” didn’t get her out of an assault charge.

The problem with that is you can only get replacement parts from dodgy junk dealers with nascent gambling issues on Tatooine.

‘I aim at the stars, but sometimes I hit London.’

I think more people should realize that between layaway and store credit cards, for much of the time and even to this day to some extent, retail anchor chains were the only real source of reasonably-priced credit available to many low-income people and minorities. Their loss is going to hurt communities, as much as…