And don’t forget their wallet. It would pain them to have to write a check to Mr. Miller.

This is what I would do too with a message saying

I think the protests are also, weirdly enough, a symptom of a group of people who have a desperate desire to feel martyred and oppressed. It’s almost comical how white middle class people (and I say this as a member of said white middle class) are jealous of other groups’ marginalization. I mean, you can see it in how…

“HOW DARE YOU EXPECT ME TO TAKE REASONABLE PRECAUTIONS FOR EVERYONE’S SAFETY!!!!! IT’S TYRANNY!!!!! Wait a moment what’s that black person doing walking unarmed in public!?”

What I love is how ANY and EVERY white person is deputized to enforce their version of the law when they see fit. BUT when the ACTUAL LAW is applied like, say...requiring them to stay inside for their own safety, well then that’s governmental overreach. Lord knows we cannot step on their Constitutional rights.

Pretty sure that’s against the law, regardless if Miller wants to press charges or not. These crazy ass white men need to be hit where it hurts: their freedom.

Sorry but Hornets are assholes. Even the regular ones. I personally am on my third can of spray this year. If they stop building nests on my house and garage, I’ll stop decimating every nest I see. PS: Bees can have the run of the place.

Women like her give us Emilys a bad name. As a fellow white, middle-class* Emily, I beg you all to slap me silly if I start pulling shit like this.

You should definitely kill yellow jackets, those things are evil

I see on Twitter that people are asking MacMillan (her publisher) how they feel about representing a raging, hateful nutjob. I like where this is going. Cue “MAGA FREE SPEECH” and tearful videos about her being the real victim when they announce they’re dropping her.

Her mother doesn’t hate her. Her crazy-ass father and crazy-ass half-sister do.

Her own family, like Aaron Rodgers’ family, is desperate to get attention and uses her name to do so. 

Is one of her children Piers Morgan or something?

Judeo-Christian means “Christian, but we need to include the Jews because of our death-cult’s fascination with triggering the end of the world, and also specifically excluding the only other Abrahamic monotheistic religion because they are brown.” 

No, those were made by the Devil, an autonomous creature that God, despite being all-powerful, all-knowing, and omnipotent, is unable to stop. 

God also made my farts, and he should inhale them deeply for they are of divine creation.

That’s why you always pee before you leave the lander so you don’t have to rush back. 

Guaranteed this guy tweeted something about “Respect the Police!!!!” during the start of the Black Lives Matter movement.

I can relate to the AVC's antipathy. Was a big fan of Family Guy but always loathed American Dad. Maybe it's ***that*** song? Or that alien Stewie-knockoff? I'm always impressed by the existence of a fanbase.