I still have a hard time saying the name of this game in front of children.

Not really. While Lawrence of Arabia is one of my favorite movies you must admit that you could sneak out for dinner during the first act and really not miss much in terms continuity.

I think you might be, as “it” obviously referred to “annoy people”. And Cassidy said scoring goals would be a good way to do “it”. So I’d say the coach’s directive was closer to “Cut that shit out and score some goals instead.”

Oooh, sadly it’s too late for me, but you sir are truly inspiring. Don’t forget to capture that humiliation on video to post for the world. doit early enough and you might have a professional sports kid on your hands.

Sooo... dare I say out of the crease and out of the closet?

Red Green would have done it with Moulson or Labatt and used enough duck tape to make it work. And he would have peeled out in the beer-tired possum van at 100 kph to make it to the lodge in time for the meeting.

As another hockey dad who’s one son played a little lacrosse in the off season, here’s some advice - give up understanding lacrosse. The play is similar, but what’s legal and illegal in LAX makes absolutely no sense to a ice hockey person. (And I’d assume vice versa.)

I’m the same and, honestly, people notice.

For the save truthers who will show up (even if Petchesky doesn’t want to hear it) - Fleury put himself in position and his glove in the spot where Couture was going to shoot. That’s 90% of goaltending.

I read this last night and laughed. I read it this morning, and laughed again.

She’s not wearing Nomex. She’s wearing advertisements. The advertisements just happen to be on Nomex.

Does this help?

Thank you Libby for at least laying part of the blame on Cadbury (or at least Mondelez). Often when this is covered it’s simply done as “Hershey’s ruining our beloved Cadbury” with no acknowledgement that Cadbury sold out the US market to Hershey. Cadbury made a calculated effort to maximize profits by letting Hershey…

Someone with more talent than me needs to write narration for that video.

Hmmm, yet the linked AP article states “On the same hole (the 2nd), another member of the group, Sandra Harrison, said she spoke with a Grandview golf pro, who said they were fine since they were keeping pace with the group ahead of them.”

When this gets built I plan to make a pilgrimage the the Great State of Tennessee to spill my seed at the base of the monument.

Exactly! He had a ‘reasonable’ way out of this. “We aren’t contenders, we’re rebuilding with youth.” But he’s too much of a self-important dick.

Hey! You can’t complain about Deadspin complaining about the unwritten rules of baseball. That’s, that’s,... that’s against the unwritten rules of Deadspin commenting. Act like you’ve been here before!

Personally, as the father of only sons, and who’s mother died when he was sixteen, it’s only logical that I don’t care about the wimmin at all. I mean, empathy, concern, or even interest for anyone not a blood relation is sooo much work. It’s good we’ve got guys like this moderator to ask the important questions for…