Except they never say “tits”. That’s too titillating. They’re preferred usage is “teats”.

Luther getting angry or frustrated on Coach was a comedy master class.

I don’t know - looks like the female counterpoint of FroZone to me. I mean, she’s got the supersuit too.

Bite me. You have no fucking idea what speed skating is like.

And somehow Detroit is still 3rd in the NHL for home game attendance:

ESPN and Deadspin are not here just to serve your little fetish you pervert!

They’re the Czech National Team. They were messing with him. If they were actually shooting at him they would have hit him.

A penny is 3/4 of an inch. So the red paper is pretty close to 14 x 10. (27 pixels, 510 x 365)

And you probably will be 10 years from now. (And I don’t even know you.)

I don’t agree. If he were doing it consciously to stop play he wouldn’t have bothered to make the next save. (Even if the whistle hadn’t blown in time the next shot wouldn’t have counted.) These guys are at the top of the game because, while smart, their reflexes are tuned to stop the puck above all else. Getting rid…

Watch it carefully. The first shot snapped a strap on the back of the helmet and I swear Fleury purposefully gave his head a shake to lose the helmet. Knowing goalies, I’ll bet anything he didn’t do that to stop the play but to get it out of his way so he could make the second save.

What a coincidence! I’ve got a ‘friend’ who’s African-American. He’s a big motorsport enthusiast and drives a totally rad Charger. He looks forward to the local Grand Prix at which he’s hired to walk around and respectfully offer shoe shines to racers and crew. Why would anyone complain about that as long as he’s…

“he cannot... go to his bench”. By the time the Canucks got possession it was obvious that he could go to his bench, it was just hard. That’s the way it’s always (and should be) called.

Agreed. There’s also the ‘life hack’ where you’re putting clean dishes on them to dry in the first place.

Agreed. There’s also the ‘life hack’ where you’re putting clean dishes on them to dry in the first place.

-1 for humblebrag combo of “undergrad years” and “Physics lectures”. We get it Einstein, it wasn’t subtle.

Jeebus, we give high school refs hell for screwing that up.

I too come from a good, pasty white, Midwestern strain of no-ass. Thankfully, either from their mother’s genetics, or hockey playing since age 6, both my boys have broken that vicious cycle. I’m a proud dad.

Doesn’t count until he grabs a shoe and starts a beatin’.

Sean Spicer will be holding a press conference at 7PM EST where he will proclaim that there were 1.2 million in line for Big Baller shoes, outstripping all previous lines for Nikes or Air Jordans.

While hockey parents always seem to get an especially bad rap (they’re no angels) the hidden beauty is that the kids are behind an inch and a half of glass. Most kids can’t hear a thing the parents yell.