“Bro, if you don’t trigger On Star at least once per lap you’re pussy-footing it.”

Now compare it to your XJ.

I daily drive a crew cab 1/2 ton from one big three at any given time and I have zero issues parking it at the grocery store or anywhere else. I’m no master wheel man and I’ve been driving 1/2 tons to 1 tons and land yachts since my teens but I can parallel park my truck in one shot with a screaming baby in the back…

Notice how the ground shows a similar hue green shadows, seemingly coming off the street lights? Or how the outrigger on the excavator is also the same color. And also the light poles?

There’s a picture I posted in another thread one with the tow mirrors deployed and it didn’t even have a trailer hitch receiver.

That looks like 92.7% of the trucks here (and thus 49.32% of all vehicles here)

Those are tow mirrors, and Cornholio (the driver) has the mirrors in “Cornholio mode”, for no reason other than trying to look more like Cornholio.

That’s even better than the old Ram’s “Great Cornholio” mirrors

Nothing can top the C7R’s sound. It’s like the voice of Zeus, if he's yelling in whatever language artillery barrages speak.

I don’t think they had any idea how much slower an M3 is than an S1000RR. 

Or the light on the floor shining up at the actors’ faces in night driving scenes.  I always drive around at night with a flood light on the floorboard blasting me in the face.

1. When driving in a straight line, during the head-on view through the windshield, the characters is either sawing at the wheel, or holding it at an improbable 90 degrees.

I like when a racing driver decides to floor it and downshift to pass their competitor — as if it wasn’t floored and in the optimal gear whenever possible anyway. I get that it’s hard to dramatically show someone braking slightly later than their competitor, but still.

Warning! Danger to Manifold! Danger to Manifold!

Outboard engines. Fishing gear and resultant fish. Manure.

This is quite the perfect combo of pun and snark.

There is no way to tell what nitro is like without being there in person. You’re not off the hook yet.

I like the statement “It was an exciting car to drive, but not in a comfortable way”. For normal humans that would be saying “I don’t think anyone will every dislodge the seat cushion from my lower/upper GI tract.”

I can’t help but think that there’s more to it than meets the eye. Ghosn was / is relatively popular in Japan.

Incorrect. There are purchase contracts that exist between the companies, and had the RV manufactures attempted to terminate without cause there would have been significant financial penalties (if the contract allowed that at all, most don’t). With the information that Goodyear was providing the manufacturers, there…