As a recent dad, I hope that kid’s okay.

traveling

J-A-I-L-O

I regret that I can click that ‘recommend’ star but once. Instead, may I offer Rambo-keet as a token of my admiration.

As a Bobcat Alum, I enjoyed this.

I wouldn’t want my PBR to get warm either, man.

I’m shocked the guy with a mohawk, tank top, and hipster glasses didn’t try to step in.

The mascot was fired by the Marlins but immediately found work on the North Carolina coast.

Doesn’t sound right? If only there were somewhere you could look up this information instantly.

Fuck you, buddy.

Doesn’t this prove Klinsmenn a little bit right.
Donovan isn’t even on the women’s team and he’s trying to make their matches about him. Why would you want that type of personality hanging around? Especially if that personality was attached to the subpar onfield performance Donovan was exhibiting leading up to 2014.

Take it easy there, John Harkes.

Alexi Lalas hates everyone and everything. I can’t stand that that smug faced asshole.

So glad you could enlighten us with your deep understanding of how the editorial process works. Retweeting pointless drivel takes 8 seconds, so writing, editing and copy reading a 800 word opinion on WWC action must take 6.

Yuck.

Bear Down http://thinkprogress.org/health/2014/03…

hoooooooooo. SHADE!

Vote: Hipmunk

Old Navy should know that the bloggers at Deadspin don’t want to look like weirdos - they’ll just go with the muumuus.