As a genuine Scot and a ginger one at that, I can confirm this is true.

An entire league that plays with Yakety Sax in the background.

“Well, that’s just the worst way ever to lose a perfect game.” - Nats’ Announcer

Shirt-blindness is a side-effect of paternity

The Panda also admitted to only liking women with big bamboobs.

I’ve never understood people’s aversion to the word “moist.” Then again, I wince every time I see the word “nuance,” so to each their own I guess.

I wasn’t ready for this at all. This rant really came out of left field.

Little known fact: this is how the state of Idaho got its start.

Dad?

You Gatti be kiddin’ me

Would that be the one that said “Giants 6, Cardinals 3”?

Get his ass off the road for fucks sake.

Score another one for MLS, whose teams make sure their players can’t afford to travel to Tenerife in the first place.

To be fair, if I played for Tactics Tim, I’d be asking to be run over too.

Good enough for J.R. Smith, good enough for me.

I pray to Zlatan!

Shouldn’t this be on Gawker?

I’ll see myself out.