So the case that’s mounting against Sepp Blatter must be much stronger than we initially suspected, even after the Valcke email. The only reason he wouldn’t resign is to keep FIFA’s giant bureaucracy in play as a shield for himself.

Rainbowssssss. What the hell do you mean I have to order them from Amazon and get them tomorrow?

Colin Cowherd writes Entourage fan fiction.

Wait till they find out that they have a soccer team in MLS that’s actually won 2 titles since 2006.

Cut Houston sports reporting some slack. They’ve only just found out they have an MLB team.

Man he makes Jose Altuve look like he’s 5’5”

Dwight Howard: Ha-ha! Yeah, I found this backstage, an over-sized hat. It’s funny.

Samer Kalaf: No, it’s not!

Dwight Howard: Sure it is. It’s funny. It’s funny because it’s ah, bigger than, ah.. [ clears throat ] ..you know, a normal hat.

* Need to leave house, but neighbor across street is sitting on front porch swing again. WORSE: Need to leave house, but judge-y SAHM next door is out talking to the neighbor on her front porch swing.

*Bumping into an acquaintance from the same suburban town you live in on your commute to/from the city, and having to make small talk when you really wanted be left alone

That’s a thing?

“Hey, toss me the phone and I’ll do it for you.”

50 gallon drum of lube.

CliBroTa

In fairness, it’s still the best dialogue he’s written since Dogma.