This is so disappointing. America really needed to hear Hawk Harrelson’s views on the protests. #BlackSoxSchmatta

Camden, NJ wanted their good name kept out of this.

And here I thought Wrigley was the Friendly Confines.

It’s not like Baltimore’s turf is any better. At least Avon Barksdale isn’t around anymore though. That dude was tough.

Here’s a nice piece from Fangraphs showing that the Orioles are just whiny sucky shitholes who ran out of batters to throw behind: http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/is-the-n…

“Paredes almost got injured!”
[hucks fastball at Bautista’s ribs]

Actually, I’m in ELEVENTH grade, god.

this is over an inch of meat. I can’t fit it in my mouth, it’s so much meat.

And if I say “Jared,” you think “Formerly Fat Subway Jared.”

Counterpoint: no. Leslie is right.

That’s actually correct.

Relevant

Help what? Your constant masturbating?

I know The Big East is a good conference, but the Hoyas should still be middle of the pack, at worst.

I felt bad typing that, BM. Worse reading it. But it belongs to the angels now...