I’m a raiders fan, and I used to live .5 miles from the coliseum (O.Co). I’m also a father, a husband, and a soon to be homeowner. That being said, if it takes the city of Oakland/County of Alameda bankrupting itself to house the raiders (which, btw, their still paying off mount Davis!!), well, fuck em. I got bigger…

I’m new here/don’t smoke, but is “getting hit by a bus” a real name for the reefer?

How is “weed” not on this list?!?!

Nassau Coliseum is the Star Wars bar of sports venues

Clitheroe?

“Two of the major over-the-air broadcasters are showing MLS matches. What the hell happened to this country?”

I wish I had a camp.

I always though Pete Rose's barber loathed him to the bone.

Or a fake John Skipper. Either one will do since apparently the real one doesn’t give a shit.

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

Went to college with her...this is about right

You're correct sweetheart...you are now in the news. Congrats.

“Lose some weight, baby girl.”

Waiting for the update that she’s just been hired at Fox News

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

Anyone who calls this traveling can die in a fire.

The whole "publishing her name" thing really makes me question the validity of the second "A" in "AA."

It’s like Syracuse raped Wyoming.

What a coincidence. Magery just relayed a story about some browns running down his kid’s legs.