MvDonalds president concerned by this negative publicity. Still stands by deliciousness of trademark Big Miv sandwich.

Because:
a) that’s where you’re from
b) that’s where your family’s from
c) that’s where you went on vacation in 1991
d) that’s where Brad Friedel played
e) that’s where Lionel Messi plays
f) FC St. Pauli are pretty cool
g) you studied abroad in Sevilla
h) your father was stationed in Kaiserslautern
i) your mother was…

Bob Hope.

32) Getting hit by a bus

You’d think there’d be less homophobia in a place called Lawn Guyland.

She's a DC reporter for ESPN. And since DC sports are mostly garbage I can understand why nobody has seen her.

I think John Skipper is going to do an exaggerated Satchel Paige-style windup before shitcanning her. This tape is probably being celebrated all over Bristol.

Good luck with your Midwestern White male holocaust.

I’ve actually been to Richmond, Kentucky and can confirm that it is the rectum of the universe. The centerpiece of EKU’s campus is a giant graveyard.

Bring back Chris Thomas!

+1 sacrificed fried chicken

Very impressed as well. Selig was 643 years old when he retired and not able to see some of the glaring problems with the game and ability to retain younger fans.

Dipshit Mets Fan

And just like that we’re heading for a three hour game today!

Certainly. It’s a tiny sample, but between half innings felt quicker to me. Nats radio guys have mentioned how swift they need to be getting to quicker commercial breaks. These are good things, let’s see if higher scoring games with more pitching changes benefit as well.

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Last night’s Nats game was played in a brisk 2 hours 21 minutes. Faster than 159 of their 2014 games. Opening Day was a very reasonable 2:35.

Quick tap on the head from the ump will get Beltre back in the box

I don't disagree. It's just alien to me.

Here is an absolute war to wake up to on Sunday —