Chaz is going to be fucked up!

1. Victory Prima Pils
2. Dogfish Head 75 Minute IPA (cask)
3. Deschutes Black Butte Porter (only because I don't want to be all corporate and opt for the cold refreshment of Guinness Draught).

That concierge must really be scared of hipsters.

That's the worst Sunderland accent I've ever read.

How much have you had to drink tonight, Jenna Leigh?

LOL. Fuck Dayton.

As a Xavier alum, terrible we had to send them out (and not, say, Dayton). Hunter is fantastic - fantastic family too. This wasn't the first he's been heard from in March and it won't be the last.

GILMAN brah!

When did UEFA start using "Paris" instead of PSG or their full name? And why?

That's repulsive... I mean what is Lalas doing color commentary for??

both teams played a whole host of completely terrible schools

Poor Chris Wright. Not your fault.

Yeah, it's all Asian. Duh!

Absolutely not to be confused with The University of the South, which is actually Sewanee and located 550 to the north.

The Hampton dialogue was quite possibly the Whitest thing in the history of the universe.

You're young, Leslie!

We can think of some words other than 'righteousness'
- Sheffield United supporters

Next, I capped the alcohol-by-volume at 6 percent.

+1

The pieces are starting to come together