"Well, Your Honor. We've plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence."

"can't find their ass with both hands."

I watched roughly 9 seconds of this match and saw an MLS player lunging into a Bayern midfielder, both feet up. In a friendly?? From now on Bayern will be sticking to jogging exercises with Real Madrid (in front of 80,000 at The Meadowlands) during their brand outreach visits. I don't blame them.

"it's fun to see John Wall surrounded by players who aren't Washington Wizards"

DC too???

Careful, thar be Midwesterners not getting it.

That is one unsexy Tumblr page.

Yep - right in the special diarrhea place.

Not yet. Only distributing to DC, VA, MD, PA and NY so far. Look out for them next time you're in town.

Oh wow - didn't know it went that far east. Nice. I had some in Seattle — and have good friends in Montana that smuggle MT beer out this way for me. Love it.

My Sierra Nevada of double IPAs:

Moose Drool is wonderful. And available where no one lives.

+1 for Prima Pils. A classic.

I'd rather eat Peter King's wet shit than LaGrossa's. That place is vile.

exposure for the Brand was exceptional. Then 5 min later I rec a new message…Said ABC cameras were on Jimbo and his Son ad end of the game…His son was Wearing Under Armour FSU sweatshirt!

BASKETBALL PLAYER: "Anonymous" my fucking ass.

Just draft online with PornHub open in the next tab like the rest of America, weirdo.