"you could enjoy a Guinness for a cool $14"

And the other side of the other side

My God, that station is such a dumpster fire. And at one point I was hoping they could be a decent alternative to Snyder's 980. Other than good Nats and Wizards coverage, they are not. Shame on me for being hopeful in regard to a Sports Yapper.

It's funny, I had a cookout over the weekend and had about 20 people over, about 10 of whom drank beer. Not 50 people with a grand budget, but a nice get together. I started up the cooler with three six packs from the local liquor store:

Shiner: the beer to have when you're having more than 50 people over.

Green bottles let in light as well - and that skunks the beer.

Looks pretty; sold to idiots.

Why is it assumed that an outdoor activity has to automatically lead to a decline in the quality of beer? Was that an elaborate scheme thought up by the Modelo Group or ABInBev? If so, bravo to them.

Blue Moon: the ketchup of beers.

There are a lot of different versions of Heinekin in my book:

These need to be shuffled in Storify. I'm too lazy to do it.

This is going to sound dumb, but since the pitching team has decided to intentionally walk a batter, the onus is on that pitcher to complete the action. The game is still in play for those four pitches. Runners could steal - or more likely advance on a wild pitch. There could be a balk. Cliche, but completing those 4…

Yep - you can make a good taco with ground turkey. Use 85/15, minced onion, spice the hell out of it, pureed chipotle en adobo.

Even a New Yorker talking about bagels and pizza pales in comparison to an insufferable Californian talking about tacos and burritos.

Ropa is beef - and Cuban. Al pastor is sliced (from a spit) or chopped pork, not shredded.

Search this guy's smartphone purchased home. I think he may have a junk drawer full of human fingers.

The 'hago is the mirror opposite of Chiraq. Where mini-Cutlers and bottle blonde reality stars are shuttled around in conversion vans.

VIDEO CLEARLY SHOWS A FAL5E CORNER FLAG!!1!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

They're cheaper and easier for smaller breweries to make than lagers. And the craft beer market wants them.

I love fucking!
- Gary