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This idea that there are people out there with (a) the capability to and (b) the desire to "annihilate America" is ridiculous. The only nation that has the capability to annihilate anyone (a couple thousand times over) is the USA. This whole paranoia of people willing to "do anything" to "destroy America!" because

That leotard is making my vulva hurt.

Ladies and gentlemen, here is an example of the problem.

Aaaaand all together now y'all, collective eye roll on three....1....2......3!

I was at the cupcake store the other day and witnessed a super-human level of mom control. A mother was picking out a set of cupcakes with her two young daughters, and as they were about to pay at the counter, one of the girls promptly began temper-tantruming all over the place because she didn't get the cupcake she