It certainly explains why it's only Valve that lost Crysis 2. I wondered about that.

Gut shot is only a class 3 action movie wound (AMW), more serious than a class 4 (flesh wound), but incapacity doesn't set in until class 2 (bullet lodged in lung).

I've seen too many people commenting "if you don't want shit reviews, don't make a shit game" or words to that effect. Please actually read the article then feel stupid, I'll wait, because your delicious shame is why I get out of bed in the morning.

I really don't know why people are so negative about this. They seem to jump to the conclusion that Hitman is now a cover-based third person shooter - are they reading the same demo reviews as I am?

Well how else is he going to blend in at the Mexican Transvestite Winter Games?

From what I've heard about the demo and after reading this walkthrough, it seems that the fighting only happened to show people the combat mechanics. There's nothing here to indicate to me that 47 couldn't have slipped away undetected if the player wanted it that way.

Well yes, it'd be nice. It'd be nice if Infinity Ward wasn't torn to shreds after MW2.

If I was interested in the Battlefield 3 multiplayer, I'd probably preorder too, seeing as how EA are offering exclusive weapon unlocks for preordering.

Considering that MW2 sold about 12 million on 360 alone (9 million+ on PS3 and 600k+ on PC), and Bad Company 2 sold 6 million across 360, PS3 and PC - and the margin was even larger for Black Ops, which sold a few hundred thousand more on 360 and PS3, and doubled MW2/BFBC2 on PC - I somehow doubt that the margin will…

Virtual idols. Just like S1M0NE and, more aptly, Sharon Apple in Macross Plus.

MW3 will blow BF3 away in sales and to Activision that's all that matters.

That's the main problem with EA games, you pretty have to be decided on the game beforehand because the marketing is awful.

Some friends of mine were talking about D&D the other day, and all I could think was "man, I wanna play Castle of the Winds again".

All my friends who've played it are having fun with it. They say it's no technical accomplishment, but it's still playable and fun.

I believe he means Old Man Murray, from back in the days when UGO was relevant.

You can also fish poo out of a toilet and throw it at people.

People are finding it fun but unpolished.

Not as good as I'm On a Boat or I Just Had Sex.

Awesome.

Alternatively, if you don't want to listen to everything by the Lonely Island, I personally feel the only song they've done that approaches 'I'm On a Boat' is 'I Just Had Sex'.