I'm definitely just gloating here because I'm so proud of him and full of adrenaline, but Jason is my younger cousin. He is as fantastically earnest and hilarious and vivacious in real life. We're all so incredibly proud. Thank you so much for this piece!
ETA: Here he is with my grandparents being adorable as…
No shit.
Just rub some smooth fresh dog blood on that sucker and it'll be right as rain.
And this is because those cheap Russians decided to pave the surface with old rusty razorblades instead of that sleek polymer resin that has a friction coefficient of zero...right?
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You mean besides the military?
These are the same NFL Execs who turn into hermetic deaf mutes when anyone asks them about concussions or why their ex-players are dying of CTE in charity hospices with no health insurance....but just the idea of a talented and deserving homosexual in their locker rooms causes those evil fuckers to squeal like pigs.
Wait. Lauer is in the mix?
Jon Stewart did a segment on Michael Sam during last night's episode of the Daily Show, and after dropping a pretty…
4th place should get a tin medal filled with chocolate.
Michael Sam is a trailblazer.
On the contrary.....with only 3 vowels in a 14 letter name, you are clearly a Russian agent working against American interests and security.
You have to understand that this is not JUST about having an ideal pipe. I posted this earlier and ill post it again:
Such bullshit.
Fantastically brave!!!
No. Because our athletes are sleepy, due to pillow-deprivation......and their hands are covered with fecal matter, throwing off their center of gravity.
I wonder if she wears them with her day job as a clown at small children's parties?
Goldie Hawn.
So at midnight Putin will release the first-born sons of all Sochi employees EXCEPT the Head Electrician.
The polonium-in-the-eyedrops gag is a Russian classic.
