I still can't even process the fact that Incognito was booted from Nebraska, booted from Oregon, ran out of St. Louis, has multiple assault charges (sexual and otherwise) and is called a "cancer" straight up and down... but the guy who doesn't want to fight is the problem.

"Coach Philbin, did you order the Code Red?"

hmm...you can only bring Chris Farley back for one sketch: Richie Incognito or Rob Ford?

Wouldn't there be like, cacti and scorpions in a desert gift basket?

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Im betting the NASCAR driver is upset that the doctors wasted all that time in college studying science and math and stuff....

Nothing.

Fuck him.

I bet I can divine the opinion of his wife, mother and children: Fuck no.

Ok, wait.
Chao was at a club soaking up vodkatinis or whatever while his patient's leg was getting amputated, and.....he didn't lose his NFL job -or- his private practice -or- get anywhere near a jail cell.

And.....the NFL still does everything they can to ignore, minimize and hide the contributions of Dr. Bennett Omalu.

The news on the NFL settlement is just devastating. Those heartless assholes are just destroying their players all over again. There aren't nearly enough funds to take care of the needs of the damaged players....

Texas has an entire food sub-category that is superior to most culinary offerings...

So the CEO of the company that built the product (plane) is already totally publicly positively positive that the plane didn't mechanically fail in any way and he is publicly certain that it was absolutely completely functional and reliable and in no way caused the injury/death to all those people?

Ha! Only if this turns into an absolutely unexpected PR disaster.

I agree, that woman hasn't come across a dollar she wasn't willing to take. I wonder if this will affect her career as it affected Hilary Swank; ever since she was outed for hanging out with some dictator for his birthday, her career has seemed to stall...

I think J Lo knew exactly what she was doing. And the money was worth it to her. And if there was any flack, she knew she could just pull the "I'm so sorry, I had no idea who he was" excuse. She's not dumb.

Oh Doug, you totally should have chosen one of the pictures with baby princess Estelle! I'm not a royalist and would rather we did away with the whole thing, but that girl is just too precious.

Remember the 2 gms for 20 thing he did? Mine would've been somewhat anticlimactic.