Wow...being related to Sharon Murphy seems rather tragic....or dangerous.

Whew, for a moment I thought you were talking about the Darcys in Pride and Prejudice.

@Sukie: Thank you so much. My father once told me a similar story. He and a bunch of his friends used to taunt a fellow school mate who couldn't walk properly. They would always call him "Duck Feet" during classes, in the halls, whenever. They gave him absolute shit. He killed himself. It's been over 50 years…

@newmakcity: Yeah, that romance suddenly popped up once her rumored affair with a married chef started circulating...Funny how those things happen...

@Moonmaid: Officially, you're not allowed to smoke. According to "The Shawshank Redemption", it's a lucrative black market commodity.

I feel bad for the fact that she's a huge smoker and will now have to quit cold turkey. Maybe this experience will be a turning point in her life.

Just get Dr. Murray to put Lindsay into a 23 day Dilaudid coma and be done with it.

Modified photos or not. Edited tapes or not. Mel Gibson still said some revolting things and expressed violent threats. And he also stated that he hit his ex-gf. That counts for a lot in my mind.

PSH is gonna burn down the house with this! When can I buy some tickets? *hyperventilates*

I just don't think Katie Holmes has the acting skills to pull off this transformation. I hope I'm wrong.

Ah Lindsay, back to rehab. So you think the fourth time will be the charm?

Here is my sympathy list for The Beaver reshoot, in order:

@no atlantis is too underwater or fictional: Yep, or just a receding hairline a la Michael Bolton/David Lee Roth.

@littleyeller: They've been together "off and on" for 16 years.

Really Bret Michaels?

Anyone else have the urge to see The Lion King?

No money shot?

She's worked so hard to try and counteract all of the negativity when she "stole" Brad Pitt from "lonely" Jen. Would it be professionally wise to take on a role as an evil character?*

I know this is awful but when I first saw the photo my first thought was...

They better keep their mitts off of Paul!