The Xbox One is a fine streaming video/cable machine, though. Even when I’m not playing games I’m still running my cable TV through it. And Netflix. And Hulu. And Amazon Prime Video...

Well, I may have had a relatively “large” CRT, too. I think it was 27 inches.

As long as you did it in widescreen mode, “Dead Rising” in standard def on an old TV wasn’t that bad. Somehow I managed to get all the achievements playing that way.

With the Switch, the WHOLE WORLD can be your toilet!

Will the “Alan Wake” DLC and “Alan Wake’s American Nightmare” be removed, too?

I just finished my first playthrough of this game last weekend. It took me more than fifty hours to get all 120 stars.

They’re actually a couple in real life.

Eh, somebody else beat me to the joke.

How about Pac-Man or Asteroids?

If it had been a bad game, you could have called it Mr. Shitty!

No, it won’t.

I’m not your buddy, friend!

Even legitimate journalists get tips about stories.

I hear you, brother! So far, your story is my story. I really want to like this game, but so far (six hours in), it’s a drag.

Mario and Luigi have to work in the shipping room!?!

I hope they release some “setting up your console” simulator DLC packs.

That thermal paste picture is totally messed up! Dude should’ve spread it in an X formation!

But are they legal?

Nintendo will probably come down on him like the Hammer of God for pirating “Stadium Events.”

Still wondering where the rice comes into play?