Since the contract defines ‘operable’ legally he should be entirely in the clear.

I was told the only way to save the environment was to protest monsanto and eliminate vaccines. Stein 2020!

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

100%

Love that he got tired and just set it down. Is New York City that weird that no one would notice a guy carrying an 86 pound bucket of gold leaf?

Hey yokels, enjoy getting fucked in the ass:)

We call that Freedom Foam.

Just a reminder...

No puppet.

God save us from President Pence.

That is the face of a man who did not see this coming.

Spoiler alert: it’s not going to get better for them. It’s been downhill for them since the Reagan administration, but they keep voting for the folks that ship their jobs overseas, bankrupt their pensions, pull their social safety nets, etc. Asking for sympathy while shooting yourself in the foot really only…

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

My dad always said it’s not really Gatorade in there, but I had no idea.

- Dead Flag Blues

This is America. This is American politics. Moron checks all the boxes.

I kind of feel bad for the cops in this image.

That’s not even fair.

seems to be a Russian favourite solution

Well, that's one way to tailgate