- Didn’t rig elections

The smallest one has a 5 inch screen? Come on.

If it gets the job done, right?

Yeah, right between jelly rolls.

“Citing a 400-pound person negatively?”

Heard it was pretty big.

“my mom flipped out with old “You’re saying I’m crazy?!” chestnut.”

I guess YouTube will be looking pretty bare soon.

God, most of the “okayed” names sound like an emo teen stereotype from 2009 came up with them.

I don’t even know who in Libya has the money to maintain an air force, but these pilots could quit working for chump change and get fabulous careers abroad performing at air shows.

Guess the port workers shouldn’t have left that shipment of Note 7's out on the street.

when it’s time to pay dat child support

in russia will pic-a-nic eat bear???/?

“Nobody wants a modular smartphone”

5 years ago called, they want their stale maymays back

We’re living in the post-meme era.

Serbrotator Mk. II

I thought that was an ugly woman in the thumbnail

“Dear AFN, this entire past week I have been watching MSNBC and ABC news. I hope this is not your politics agenda. Every night at 7pm I look forward towards watching the news presented by Bill Riley, unfortunately I have to see something that is very bias news angle. I hope to continue watching the O’Riley factor.…