“You’re gonna do some prayin’ for me”

With that logic, a murderer who uses a gun is only responsible of a fraction of a second’s action.

Unashamed pandering to the slim jim eating middle American demographic I can deal with, a shitty Bowie cover I won’t.

Even if it looked that ugly they people would still buy it tho

but what about the

your mom is not research

Isn’t Zara where fobby Chinese girls get their sunglasses?

What kind of dipshit asks Siri for advice after being raped?

I climb up the stall wall, sit on it so my left leg is in my stall and my right leg is in the adjacent stall. While the top of the wall is clenched between my ass cheeks, I pull myself forward towards the stall door to wipe.

Autonomous furniture would make murder scenes really hard to analyze.

russia if u miss pls hit North Dakota and not SF thx

Not quite playing tennis on the wings of a flying biplane, but just as amazing.

No physical mouse buttons? Ugh.

she walked straight out of Jezebel

I thought it was a clover, but to each their own.

• TWO TAMPONS
  

oh, oh god...

eat the spaghetti