What kind of dipshit asks Siri for advice after being raped?

I climb up the stall wall, sit on it so my left leg is in my stall and my right leg is in the adjacent stall. While the top of the wall is clenched between my ass cheeks, I pull myself forward towards the stall door to wipe.

It’ll be on a Thursday

Polarizing filters have been a thing for at least the better part of the century m8

Not surprised at all that the Earth’s gaping goatse is in Chicago

is his fucking password “1234"

It’s amazing to see such a simple animal. It’s like a collection of individual cells working together for their collective benefit. Makes you realize we’re just really complex versions collections of cells that don’t do much different than what they do.

Are the guys holding fucking SKS’s? Didn’t they get the memo about that fancy new Kalashnikov rifle with a fully automatic mode?

“I can only imagine I’ll never use 16GB.

When will be get a sassy gay Sith lord?

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I’ll stick to my GR and LX100. More camera for the same shekels.

It’s happening.

Because they actually have apps that make them worth using.

Can’t run .exe’s, just a phone that can connect to a monitor.