Oh, look!!! It’s an article full of nothing!!!

Wololoooo...

But... but... Nintendo invented everything!!!

I’m sure this mode is going to be played a lot.

Ok, Japan is light-years ahead of everything.

500 gb. No, it doesn’t.

I’m going to change mine to “blackbassisright!”.

OMG, all the Nintendo fangirls desagreeing here is just priceless!!

He’s the regional president of a household company like Nintendo, I’m sure he works his ass off, just like Kaz Hirai and Phil Spencer. I mean, they don’t pay the man millions per year just for making funny videos.

Yes, because apparently I could be dangerous for the integrity of the Internet, maybe the world, and Kotaku’s staff can tell because they have psychic powers.

That video is the best single thing Nintendo made in the last 12 years.

His body doesn’t seem quite ready...

I guess it’s not a new IP.

This is getting really good.

First, they had to bent over and give in mobile gaming and apps (it seems that brainless fanboys like yourself can’t claim “Nintendo games are played on Nintendo consoles” anymore). Second, the Wii U is still shit, nobody wants it and it did better recently just because of Smash Bros. and Mario Kart, but that wave is…

This is the main villain. This guy. For real.

Don’t sweat it, Jason is a well-known Nintendo fanboy so he has to blame someone else.

Still better than the average salary in Argentina: $500 a month, $6000 a year.

So american-ish.

Fuck Disney, I like my Star Wars Universe expanded.