Dude, it's 2014, you don't have to be stupid anymore, there're a lot of tools on the internet that will teach you how to think.

That's because I'm not from the States. And there's nothing "unpatriotic" about calling a sport by the way it's called worldwide.

No, this is the internet, not the United States. I think I'm going to stay.

Internet is not the United States, genius.

She meant football.

That's why I don't like Super Smash Bros.

News of a shiny new 3DS upgrade--along with a Xenoblade port—came as a pleasant surprise to many Nintendo fans this morning, but don't expect to see the New 3DS in North America or Europe this holiday.

What? A 3ds with an extra analog stick?

What? Didn't every Nintendo fan say that a 2nd analog was utterly unnecessary???

This is... dissapointing.

Is she... learning by herself???

The Wii U design is the less inspired, more ugly of the 3 by far.

These are the best.

I know Aquarius sucks a this game, but I saw him doing a piledriver.

I have the exact same feelings.

The headline is not what Yoshida said.

I want to play this.

People should fucking reckon for once that being married/having kids not necessarily equals happiness. For the common people, being in a relationship (good, bad, awful, whatever) is better than being alone. That is one of the stigmas of our times.

I don't know what it is that seems to drive girls out of my life. I treat them like princesses, and I spend as much time as I can, I give them room and do everything i can. My last girlfriend had a 2 month old when I met her and I raised her from there. Woke up early every morning and did all the usual "Daddy things"…

God knows I'm not immune to this; my first instinct upon reading your letter is to say "no, relationships are great and I'm sorry you were hurt but…"