I like to believe we all are 1% Nacho.

Did you say... great hair?

There you go...

Yup, but they will probably announce another character for Super Smash Brothers U and whatnot. Nintendo has become veeeery predictable now.

It has already been cracked, TN-v7. You can't play pirated Vita games right now, but you can play PSP games and emulators, including Nintendo's.

I want an Unreal Tournament game on my Vita, I'd play the shit out of it. 4-5 minute deathmatches, online play, playing with friends. I would be awesome. Anyway, there're a few interesting games on the Vita horizon right now, Borderlands 2 being the most important.

I was wrong about handheld consoles. I was wrong about a lot of things.

I don't need these bloody things any more.

I want this. And I finished Borderlands 2 already, playing every. single. mission. there was.

I want zombies in the DLC.

It doesn't have Mario or Link as the main protagonist, soooo...

That's not next-gen.

This has to be the. Greatest. Single. Thing. I've watched on the internet.

Yep, and it sounds too similar to "Garompa" which, in my country, means "dick".

I NEED this in my life.

I like them too. I mean, they're not worse than Ep. VI with the ewoks and shit. Don't care what the SW hipsters say. I like Ep. I and love Ep. III, in my opinion the story concludes perfectly. And I also have the EU novels, love them, I've read like 11 of the 54 volume collection I have.

Thank, goodness, for Hairtaku!...

Isn't he married? I think I read it somewhere. And he was about to have a child as well.

That's for a reason, you know. Developers and publishers want to make business, want to sell their products and make a profit out of it. If they don't even consider to develop for the Wii U, that alone pretty much says how badly Nintendo is managing the relations with them. They develop for the PS360, so clearly…

You're right, I keep spreading this article wherever I can, so people can understand how close Nintendo's management mindset is: