My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

I have a 14 y.o. Black & Puerto Rican son, who’s right on the edge of manhood. He’s tall for his age, and easily mistaken for someone a couple years older.

That isn't enough of a punishment for her. She is absolutely vile and deserves every bad thing that happens to her between now & the end of time.

Sue him for what, though? Unless Serbia has a very special cause of action for “running into my foot with your body as i chased you,” there is no conceivable cause of action here.

So, she will be bringing a civil action against him. And if the judge sides with Laszlo, the defendant refugee will be ordered to pay her money (which I’m assuming he doesn’t have). And if he can’t pay the money, Laszlo can have a lein placed against his property in the jurisdiction (which I’m pretty sure he doesn’t…

“The person operating my legs at the time was not authorized to do so and does not kick/trip for me. Kicking/tripping of refuges carrying children is not one of my core values.”

“There are few things less heartbreaking than watching the desperate Mohsen fall on his small, crying son.”

His ID wasn’t fake, in the end. And even if it had been fake, this would have been excessive (excessive isn’t even a strong enough word!) The wrongful and violent arrests of black men is an epidemic. I can’t even imagine how scary it is to be a black man in the U.S. (Canada has this problem too, but I think to a…

Well, I have to say that it’s fascinating to see someone hit a moral rock bottom, and then decide to start digging. Disgusting, yet fascinating. Like watching a zit popping video.

She’s not a heartless, child-kicking racist. She’s a heartless, child-kicking, LITIGIOUS racist. Duh.

There are no normal bars (most counties have rules that food must make up 50% of sales at places that serve alcohol).

Well, if nothing else, you must admit: Virginia > Florida.

I hope he gets every fucking penny, continues his education, and has a better life than any of those sad ass mother fuckers ever will.

I could see it.

This is most likely going to be received negatively, but I only became aware of Amber Rose from her relationships with Kayne and Wiz. Is she really known for anything else, SlutWalk aside?

What do you want to bet that Penny knew just enough to correct “Murf” misgendering Jae? That the quote was actually “boy,” “he,” and “his”?

I don’t think too grumpy. But I’m not sure about the “shitting” part? Franco did study and was called to the Torah in a more private traditional setting. Considering that there are people who would actually hire Miley as Bar/t Mitvah entertainment I’m ok with that too, at least to the extent of realizing that people…

I will never understand these kinds of leg cuts. SO unflattering.

The best part about this is he’s not even playing Bernie Sanders. He’s just playing Larry David. And it all works!

“Customers were evacuated from the San Luis Obispo store”