Except Trump’s number are already higher than Obama’s.

This blogger always calls men who ask questions as “pumpkin” “sweetie” “honey.” So anything they say has to be taken with salt. They must have been a bartender in a major city, because 90% of what they respond with is batshit crazy.

On the other hand, we really do need to kill tipping culture. It IS ridiculous that server A makes $2 bucks for pouring a $10 shot while server B makes $50 doing the exact same work pouring a $250 shot.

I turn 50 this month and like scotch. I found a place nearby that has a special 40-year-old VERY rare bottle that’s $248 a pour.

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Well, that’s the court order criminal case.

Much like Lauren isn’t saying that the Broncos are trying to kill Joe Flacco, I’m not suggesting that emailing g-omediafeedback@googlegroups.com with complaints about the current media strategy will send it to the chucklefucks responsible for making these decisions.

Matt Nagy is gonna make that player create a mobile website for Gawker everyday for the rest of the season. Sorry, bit drunk, might have mixed up epic fuckups.

News at 11: Baseball guys are D-bags, especially late at night off the record drunk in a locker room. Interesting how no one else thought this was a story and didn’t report a single word on it until Apstein dropped her “blockbuster” story. If there was ever a time to stick to sports.  

My favorite part about reading stories on Deadspin anymore is how the ads load and unload dynamically. I really love reading a sentence and then having it jump 4 inches down the screen, before finally finding it again, and then it jumps back up 4 inches. I understand this isn’t Deadspin’s fault per se, but I don’t…

Especially since he barely knows most of them

Where is the hoisting??

I just don’t understand how someone so strong can be so frail at the same time.

Do any of the Yankees ever fucking stretch? Seriously. Baserunning is a maximum of 16 seconds of running, and to hurt yourself in that very limited time of exerting yourself makes me wonder about their conditioning.

But if Catalonians gain independence what next? Independence for the Basques? For Galicians? For Castillians and the Canary Islands?

Xavi called the prison sentences “shameful,”

But have you seen the predictive growth analysis data?   The oppressed buy sneakers too.

Yeah but trying to make nice with two different ones leads to some serious cognitive dissonance

apples and mandarins

On one hand, I kinda get that people over there actually in China didn’t want to speak out on the issue in fear of a response from the government. On the other, maybe don’t do business with a government that would consider killing you over a random ass tweet by someone on the other side of the world that you are only…