How many hours before we hear “Breaking from Schefter...Jalen Ramsey to the New England Patriots for 1st Round Picks in 2030 & 2031!”

Some wiener, I’m sure. 

Is he wrong though?  California does have a homeless problem, it’s very sad

Nobody cares about your Fantasy team, Gabe.

“Striker is Slightly Less Self-Aggrandizing than Usual”

Neymar runs around, is mobbed by teammates, he jumps in the air, revels in the cheers and then goes back to get the ball so he could celebrate again all for nearly a minute after scoring and that’s “barely celebrates”?

Reference about a quarter century past the use-by date . . . as am I. Have a star and a piece of hard candy. Wake me up with Matlock is on the television, will ya’?

I want to preface this by saying that I do not care for Joe Biden as a presidential candidate. Unlikely I’ll vote for him in a primary, and I sincerely hope he does not win the Dem nomination. That said:

Howie Roseman will offer a 5th round pick and a half-eaten hoagie from Wawa. Will the Dolphins accept? Probably.

And there was a Deadspin article whose headline read “Antonio Brown Raped Former Trainer”. Such a conclusive headline without proof or a conviction. An example of why those in media should be hung by their thumbs. They’re the reason we have a witch hunt society.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Ray Rice is reading this and wondering what the difference is.

I don’t want to carry water for the NFL’s broken and ridiculous kangaroo court, nor do I want to be carrying water for potential domestic abusers, but I am also reticent to convict and ban people from employment without hard evidence.

True story: I had a crush on a woman and while we were talking I told her I was a “pro wrestling hipster”. She looked at me and said, “oh, sweetie, those are the three saddest words I’ve ever heard”... THEN I GOT HER INTO NJPW. BOOM!

Geaux Fuck Yourself

I thought this behavior would have stopped after Green Book won Best Picture.

I cant speak for Tyler Skaggs obviously but when I saw oxycodone AND Fentanyl were the drugs in his body, it led me to this possible conclusion. Most people that overdose from fentanyl dont even know they’re taking fentanyl. Oxycodone, for instance, is normally more expensive to buy bc of DEA regulations that cracked…

“....and a horrible way to go.”

We will not rest until we learn the truth about how Tyler came into possession of these narcotics