Michael Vick served prison time for animal cruelty due to years of forcing dogs to kill one another for sport. Separately, on the internet there is a video of a child harmlessly throwing dirty pigeons at people, who then run away. The joke is that this comment section is about the pigeon video. (I’m not funny enough…

Yeah, the casual animal cruelty is the first thing that stands out, but having anything hurled at you by a stranger in public is unacceptable.

They're just pigeons. 

Don’t act like you haven’t thrown a pigeon or bicycle kicked a sea gull at the beach 

...I can’t believe no one’s posted this yet.

She lost the election. To a fucking nincompoop. She WASN’T inspiring enough.

And if Kraft was getting hand jobs while walking down the street, the cops wouldn’t have needed a warrant.

People in denial so hard they’re pushing the narrative of the bells being the deciding factor and not literally everything leading up to the moment. It’s also obvious which fans are strictly Twitter based by how upset they didn’t get their YASS QUEEN moment in a series about tyrants and their decisions leading to the…

There’s something different about him compared to most sprinters. He seems...scrappier? Like he really works hard to be as good as he is and doesn’t just coast on his talent.

The XY status is not just according to Hogshead-Makar - it’s made clear in the Court of Arbitration for Sport’s media release for their decision:

She has XY chromosomes according to Hogshead-Makar. This is an INCREDIBLY important detail that all the Deadspin writers intentionally omit. That, along with the highly elevated T levels should pretty much end the debate.

I’ll tell you the same thing I tell my toddler when she sings that song.

And what is any one person of us supposed to do about this besides be extremely depressed?

This is terrible but I just bought a new Suburban, bottled water is super-convenient and I’m running down to Home Depot to plant some Japanese Barberry and Chinese Silvergrass in front of my home after I apply some lawn fertilizer.

yeah and KD got 3 free throws late for kicking his leg out. What’s your point?

The difference is that vastly lower testosterone levels are essentially what makes “female” sports what they are. Phelps is already competing in a non-restricted competitive class. Semenya is not.

Semenya is a woman who has higher levels of testosterone than most women, like Michael Phelps has longer arms than most men.

i’m a dude, so just assume all of ‘em.

Can you imagine doing 55 grueling night shoots only to find out that no one can see the damn thing when it airs?

The show is dark and full of errors? Ehh????