No he won’t.

You know what was awesome about Paul Pierce? Kevin Garnett.

They appear to have captured The Mandarin.

Despite all those failures, he remains positive...

Came here to say this. All WWE (and for that matter, all other spectator sports) events are set up for a quality TV viewing experience. They will happily shine lights in the faces of the live crowd or obstruct their view to make the presentation on TV better every time.

The guy who punches him in the face as he’s being escorted out should be arrested.

a 15 second ad for a short video clip just means I’m not going to watch that video or that ad, advertisers

Imagine, just for fun, if they had some unreleased footage of Heath Ledger’s Joker.

I definitely got that vibe from it in a couple of shots. But hard to tell if it was intentional.

If this turns out to be an origin story for Heath Ledger’s Joker I will lose my fucking mind in the best way possible.

Baseball has become a game of broken algorithms.

That’s a clown offer, bro

For horses, there really isn’t. It sucks but horse anatomy is such that they can’t take the weight off a fractured limb long enough for it to heal, even if it’s splinted or casted. 

More than anything else, this encapsulates the need for better healthcare services for patients who aren’t super-rich.  Given hospital waiting times, it’s doubtful that most of us would be out of the hospital, home and raping comfortably just six hours after a major injury like that.

You want takes? White hot flaming takes? I GOT ONE FOR YOU PAL!!!

I mean... I’m a fucking know-nothing person who was in the Army once, so maybe I’m not as smart as these vaunted officers of the law, but if the dude has a gun on his lap and you’re so damn concerned about him maybe reaching for it, maybe you should back the hell up and give him space? Like sure: block his car in and…

Where are Korg and Miek?

Jussie probably got off because a Stingray machine was used to track his and the brother’s movements/communications, especially after he declined to hand over his phone. Without his phone, or the brothers’, CPD would be unable to use parallel construction to cover their own behinds in regards to using the legally…

Joe Biden’s one of the frontrunners for the Democratic nomination based largely on a long-running joke in the Onion about him being a horny grandpa. 

In the hand of the right person, it’s also great for killing 3 men in a bar.