2 points.

I can’t award points for multiple posts, but that 5th one is magical!

I’m a dog guy and hate cats, but that’s priceless...

Giddee up!

4 fer me...

I award 1 point for totally bizarre bahavior

its a good one.

not so much

...and I’ll cry if I want to...

3 points for being nonsensical!

that worked right away

that worked :-)

all he said was ban people

RIAA to Paramount & CBS:

Why ever would you not litigate when you can litigate!!

Lots of them work, but the first two didn’t for me...

Being a people, I reject your idea outright.

#2, xxxx, is the only thing on this list that bugs me.

Technicians Wanted is a killer poster. Start posting at colleges & universities now. We’ll have enough qualified people to go this time next year...

Good luck. Extremists will also be going...