No kidding.

If one side actually had RPGs, it would be game over. Game over, man.

Wow. Never saw that either...

Never saw that one; fantastic!

5 points for the awesome JCSS reference...

You win. Those other guys lose.

I’d feel better about this if there were other moons/moonlets showing similar patterns. Part of the story regarding this model points to similar stretch marks on Triton (which orbits very close to Neptune), but Triton’s marks seem to crisscross; where they don’t on Phobos. Interesting though, and you look at those…

meh?

o_O

That video is awesome.

You know me!! You really, really know me!!!

I’d question your data. 1 in 3 vocal people perhaps. Haters are the most vocal, right?

Wow. A lot of Dane Cook haters.

Typical io9 reaction...

There are those who call me..... Tim?

Yes.

Yes.

Not so much.

Yes.

I guess that’s how Kirk treated it sometimes.
Then again, that was due to a certain amount of bad writing and useless production control...