- "Wait, Charlie; is today 'Pointy Ear' hat or 'Fan Head' hat?"
- "Dude, today's Wednesday, Phil asked to change 'Pointy Ears' to Mondays and Thursdays!"
- "What? When?"
- "Monday night after virgin sacrifice; we had to send them out to the dry cleaner, she was a squirter."
- "I missed sacrifice that day! I was at the…