You've definitely got a winner then!

Twatwaffle. My new favorite word. Thank you.

My people are originally from Humble, but reloacated to the New Orleans area back in the 60’s. We still have family in Humble.

Lol awesome, best one of those I have seen was a couple of my friends, back in high school, pulling a chinese firedrill wth a full size van and running head first into each other at full tilt knocking each other down right in front of me.

Man if only Jalopnik had an aviation-themed sub-blog, with a pilot-rated author who could go fly this and write a review.

While at a stoplight in Vegas, my cab driver rolled down his passenger window and spit at the driver in the car next to us. And I’m talking an a really vile, angry, and impressive loogie type spit. This was the culmination of a veritable “Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride” type trip from the airport where my cabbie was intent on…

I was on a bus in Chicago once and looked out the window as I saw a car pull up and the doors all opened. I mentioned to my friend “Chinese fire drill” just in time to see four actual Asians get out of the car and swap places. To this day I have to wonder if they were pulling a prank.

*Pull up to light that just turned red. SUV pulls up alongside, guy in passenger seat starts waving at me joyously and frantically like he knows me, motions to roll down my window. I do.*

Sitting in a left turn lane, light is red. An Aspire with 4 people, including a baby on the cross street proceeds through the intersection, I can see it has a green. An Escort wagon blows the red light on the oncoming side of the street I am on and hits the Aspire. I flip on my hazards, turn my car off and run to…

While visiting my parents in The Woodlands, I saw this happen, as I was 2-3 cars behind these guys while waiting at the light.

**I am not the guy taking the vid, but glad he did**

It’s Christmas Eve a few years ago, snowing lightly. A beautiful Christmas Eve night.

A few months ago, I was heading home from work (an hour commute and I had to stay late for some reason, so I was desperate to get home and open a beer), and was waiting at the turn light to get onto the street for my apartment complex. The turn light is short so you need to get through quickly before waiting for about…

I saw a group of high school aged girls perform a “Chinese firedrill” but they accidentally locked themselves out of the car somehow.

I was looking at a squirrel one time just there in the grass eating something when all of a sudden a freaking falcon or some big ass bird came down and slayed it hardcore. Blood and shit everywhere. Pretty rad! :]

DUh!!!! Caterham 620 R

How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.