The appearance of socialism is just a ruse to get American university professors to buy our capitalist-produced wagons and flat-pack furniture.

I reject your carburetor and substitute my own.

Darth Tavarish.

How to Own a Ridiculously Cheap and Reliable Imperial Destroyer

Yup. Six WRC titles in a row.

Easy peasy. Ford GT40!!!!!!!!

I just Foxtrotalpha’d this thread.

Cuz, turbines.

ORLY?

Colbert as President and Stewart as VP. I would vote for that ticket.

I’m like........

That was $200 worth of FUCK YOU. Imagine being rich enough to spend that much money to insult someone.

Years ago when we lived in San Diego, my wife was in the market for a Mazda 626. It was a car she always wanted but didn't want to buy new, so we went to a dealership on Miramar Road as they had a relatively newer used model she wanted.

Since I can’t seem to edit:

Or better yet, NEVER give them the only key you have to the car. EVER.

Siphoning gas while smoking a cigarette. As a smoker and having siphoned gas (legally) the two are horrible for you alone but combined... you get this.

That is BMW!

I suppose i'll tell my story about a car dealership called Road Ready Used Cars in Bridgeport, CT. I saw a fairly priced 02 wrx in silver on their ad. Called the next day and they assured me it was there and of course I show up and he brings me to a regular impreza to which I say no thank you and leave, fine no big…