I'm not. Applying it to Neil Lyndon is an insult to the mentally challenged.

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When I was working on my Poli Sci undergrad I really wanted to become a lobbyist, I think I may have finally found the cause I can really get behind.

"Hello Mr. Congressman, I'm Chris_K_F. I represent the Society for Hooning Imports and Flogging Tires, also known as SHIFT..."

You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Is this before or after they genetically alter the planet's Octpi into giant schoolgirl obsessed monsters.

Just plant the nugget so if he cares he can go look it up later. "Oh cool! Wow! I thought the 66's only came with 1300CC? Hmm. Cool car! SEE YA!"

Here's a much better attempt by artist bloochikin on deviant art. Hers actually manages to keep the fun and off kilter personalities of the characters instead of turning them into generic and bland fashion models.

Their naval force:

British racing green. Once a mainstay of sports cars and roadsters, it seems like a rich, darker green with that touch of blue and sometimes a nice metallic flake is gone. It can be understated with some classy alloys on a sedan, or gently touched with those sunshine yellow accents and wheels to just scream out that…

Yep, the Cobra is a better car (and less of a homicidal maniac) with a 289 and narrower tires.

this is funnier.

based on his mindset...

Japanese TV, weather broadcasts, and conspiracies?

Several passengers interviewed said the bird deaths were the "most pleasant" part of the entire United experience.

Well in fact it's for their CC-Lemon soda brand.

I'll nominate the SmartToyota as a very close second

If loving the F-14 is wrong I don't want to be right.

In general, the art style of RWBY (computer animated anime-style) works quite well—as long as you can’t see the feet. When the characters are walking or running, they never seem to move the right distance for the size of their leg movements. It makes them seem like they are either trying to run on ice (and are getting…