I made it this far, before having a tear...

Dear England,

Stranded in the air after a charity 5k. Sounds like she's on a bridge over troubled trotters.

If your car doesn't have it, worst case scenario is that you forget to turn them on and get a ticket, or make people angry on your way. You will realize it at some point. If your car does have it, the shadow of a building or a short underpass can trigger your lights, which will drive you mad.

Mini's "Openometer"

Travis, you name has now officially been changed to Travis Lambokulski- Man of Miatas, Tamer of Bulls.

No, Raph's right, it's called Slug Bug, and if you call it anything else, you get two for flinching.

"American cars are crap."

They are no fun.

Exactly, Pikes Peak shouldn't even belong here. Pike's Peak is famous for being...steep and dangerous! Just the story in the AOTD confirms that it is indeed not overrated.

Lower center of gravity is generally better for handling with the caveat that the suspension is also modified to work with it. Many stance cars are lowered so much that their suspension geometry is royally screwed up and I would argue hard that they do not handle better. Roll center, camber gain & wheel jacking forces…

Meh. This did it better:

"No one has ever died from weed" ....Doh!

Pop Up headlights are the worst design for sports cars ever. Lets make something sleek and aero and then if it gets dark we will tie two shoeboxes to the hood.

Technically, Rudy's is a gas station with a restaurant, although that's more in theory than practice now. I'd say it's more of a restaurant that sells some gas. Either way, a serviceable brisket.

This kid needs to work on his driving a bit (hands on the wheel!!)