Finally, somebody said it. Nobody cares about your struggles. Maybe don’t live in the antarctic.

If the earth were flat this ball would have been foul.

Bank of America destroyed this country in 2008

This is good news for Ezeli, but I am sad to hear about Greg Oden’s passing.

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

The Padres say it’s not that bad, but it feels bad.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

Aaron Rodgers’ Hail Mary’s ability to avoid defenders is second only to Aaron Rodgers’ ability to avoid family members.

I was in LA in 2010 with my girlfriend at the time, who was there to work at E3. I tagged along and managed to borrow a pass from one of her ex co-workers who couldn’t make it so I could go into the industry only event. That was fun!

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

I am a translucent Vrgydd from VY Canis Majoris 8 (our species is hermaphroditic). I have no stake in this. My planet’s liquid surface is several thousands of miles below the gaseous methane strata that I typically inhabit so the concept of swimming is utterly foreign to me. I am completely unmoved.

With the Ak Bars hosting, I think the goalie should've known it was a trap.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

Riley’s intimidation tactics need to kept in check. She’s well on her way to a life of crime.

Conor McGregor has expressed his intent to fight this child, even if it means going up two weight classes.

I read this in Bill Walton’s voice, and I couldn’t understand a single word of it.