The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

why yes we do

I was playing high school ball back in the day, and we had our third string short-stop in there because we were blowing the other guys out. He was so nervous, that when he got a ground ball, he threw it about 1/4 of the way to first base as hard as he could. Almost straight into the ground—except there was an umpire…

Here’s a tip from a dog lover for people who don’t own dogs. There were some basic mistakes by the players in this video. The dog is scared. If you are seen as a threat, the dog will not come. Don’t jog up to it and expect it not to cower when you clumsily grasp at it. Just wait for it to approach you while your hand…

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?

“Hey, great win out there.”

If you think that's funny, you should see Trump try and palm a basketball.

Paul: Hey Kevin, do you prefer The Durantula or KD?

So who took the picture?

As always, smiling and not sharing the rock.

I know most laugh it off but Rocky IV taught us to be suspicious of the training regiments of Russians with beautiful, glistening thighs

Translated from the Russian: And of course, Steph Curry hits the long range 3 for the win. An inevitability just like the slow creeping onset of winter, crushing the joy from the people and reminding us all of the impending nature of our own deaths. You can see it on the Thunder players’ faces. You might think from…

Look. His hands are small. He knows. But, come on. They’re not yours, they are his own.

The least surprising aspect of this video is that a UF student was rejected by Vanderbilt.

Wu Ke mistake.

#WhiteLivesCantJump

No surprise—there hasn’t been a Cup in Edmonton in 25 years.