I don’t know what he was expecting.

Pretty adorable in the classroom, but I bet it got awkward at recess when he was the last one picked for kickball.

Makes sense, seeing as both take about 14 shots before they get a point

Poor Vikings Fan: “Way to ruin little kids’ dreams.”

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

So official ruling, then?

The referee’s feet weren’t set.

This is just straight trolling at its finest. It’s a fucking portrait video of a landscape video on another phone. People are fucking savages.

Aww it’s not your fault Eli. It’s just that Coughlin and Mara don’t love each other anymore. But that doesn’t mean they both don’t still love you.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a meat cleaver is a good guy with a katana.

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“Uh, I’m retiring.” —Frank Gore

Ever since they were peers in elementary school, Weeden has been waiting for an opportunity to get the upper hand on Jones.

“No, I don’t believe the Rams offense existed,” Hayes said last month. “Not even a little bit. With these players, it’s crazy because man has never seen the Rams offense, we can agree on that, right? But they know exactly how to put an offense together? I believe there is more of a chance you will find a team in L.A.…

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

It’s not enough that Kirk Cousins took RG3’s job, now he’s rubbing it in by taking bad knees as well?

“That’s 100 percent bullshit. No. 1, it is bullshit. And No. 2, it’s insulting.”

Norman, fresh off the win that moved Carolina to 14-0, said the game revealed who Beckham really is.

Not sure if this counts, but I lived in Seattle working retail for two years, and wasn’t making enough to afford a plane ticket home. So for Christmas, I made plans for some friends to come to my place so we could all commiserate. I made dinner, this unnecessarily complex version of eggplant parm that calls for…