Son of a bitch! Which one of you fucking morons left Karl Rove in the dryer too long!?

"Broncos? OJ drove a White Bronco. If you are a Broncos fan, you support wife killers." - Jay Schoeder

Halloween 2003 took place while I was in third grade,

Report: Timberwolves unpopular with fans, according to telephone poll

"As World Series MVP, Chevy would like to award you with a VAN down by the RIVER!"

RIP

This woman's being melodramatic. This is actually pretty tame in terms of Challenger explosions.

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.

Arguably the best drive Michigan has had all year.

you can't help but feel bad for someone immediately sent back to detroit

That Superman costume sucks a dick. Those cheapskates even make you buy your own wheelchair.

The look on his face was unbelievable, and I am not sure who was more surprised, him seeing us, or us seeing him in his preferred method of self-pleasure (I've never been a kneel-down guy, so it was very odd to me).

Solid left jab, solid right hook, hasn't taken a solid dump in 6 years.

he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot

Wow, how blunt of her.

Gonna be a lot of people in Baltimore with Joe Flacco jerseys tomorrow.

For it to be a 2, it would have to be both upside down and inverted. Y'know, like Darren Rovell's head relative to his ass.

They should suspend him without pay.

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

Also, it's good with the press.