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Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

Bald-headed motherfucker?

Whoa. He's eating at Cheesecake Factory? $13 million won't be nearly enough.

He's just showing support for his absent teammate.

Well, technically only OTL sat down with Snyder. Dan remained standing.

That's not his curmudgeon routine. That's his Shawn Kemp routine.

You don't hear kosher Jews complaining!!!!

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

I read "Bob Costas taking some swings" and kind of automatically assumed that someone was keeping him juuusssst out of reach by palming his forehead at arms length.

"I went to a leper colony one time, but those little bastards had no gold and definitely no rainbows."

Amazing - that car was actually using a signal whilst making a lane change.

Yeah, but think of how fuckin' good the speech would have been if they'd won.

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Toyota is the perfect sponsor for Red Zone offense, because no matter what you try, they're unstoppable.

Good thing Erin Andrews wasn't there. She probably would have totally blown that hard-hitting question.

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These were introduced in 1991 and are still winning Best Headphone votes. From Lifehacker: