@ACromartie31 go see my boy uhhh jake, mike, something like that. he's in milwaukee. wait, no, pittsburgh. well whatever, go see him, he needs a ride from school

This shouldn't be a top priority for law enforcement but it's definitely their number 2 problem.

I was a 12 year old playing Little League and I peed my pants, but in the most glorious and undignified way. I decided to hold in my pee even though I had to go very badly because I was on deck. I was fine when I was on deck and don't think I was being too obvious about the impending leakage from my pants. The second…

So I was playing little league (Majors) as a catcher one afternoon and there was no home plate umpire. My dad was on the board and was also an ump so he got behind the dish. I was on the Braves (we sucked) and we were playing the White Sox (3 years in a row champs, soon to be 4th year in a row)...

This kid Billy…

This is a huge misunderstanding. They did meet Derrick Rose. He's just below frame collapsed on the ground.

"I was." - John Kruk

Tallahassee police were not able to identify Winston as the suspect until Jan. 10, when the accuser recognized him in class.

"It stings me. It stings the players. That stings our fans. My job is to get it fixed. That's what I intend to do."

Oh I get it. He drinks grapefruit juice but also hits like huge home runs, which are like grapefruit pitches to him. LOL. Nice work.

AANNNNNNNNNNNNNDD THE ROCKETS' RED GLARE

She's in the attic!!!

In his defence, there was grass on the field.

This phenomenon is known locally as the "Bojangles Effect."

WORLDSTAR!!! WooooooRLDSTAAAAARRRRRR!!!

You're totally correct. New babies only exist for about 4 hours a day when they're first born.

The reporter shot by the beanbag round was called for blocking.

it's nice that some of the Eagles know what ties are now.

Last week, former teammates Thurman Thomas, Bruce Smith, and Andre Reed visited Kelly in his home after the news of the recurrence was announced.

It would really make a lot more sense if you hadn't cropped it, Kyle.